Please note that in an actual situation, the officer right in the front (with the cramped-up psuedo bravado look) leading the men, would be shot dead in a second from behind due to the arc of crossfire from the other men as well as those that failed their marksmanship. Don't ask why some of the idiots are aiming their rifles to the floor either. Maybe they're engaging midget enemies. Also, just because you're a fucking commando doesn't mean you should don your freaking OUTSTANDING ceremonial beret. It's not meant for the field, dumbass!!! You stick out like a cat in a dog pound! In simpler ARMY terms, the enemy can spot you with one eye closed from 3 thousand miles away. Oh, look closely, what's that behind the men at the back? Do I see boats? Like duh... in the middle of the fucking road? Makes you wonder if they were trying to set sail on concrete prior to this photo shot. Lastly, noticed the last dude with the red beret right at the back... who's clutching his balls? Lesson, never wear boxers during army training. You'll end up with droopy balls and inappropriate penis alignment. Makes you question why the commandos are called the ELITE, doesn't it? SO What if you're the winners for BUC. . .
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