SingaWhore

Oh, since I'm at it, how about I stir some shit amongst YOU SINGAPOREAN MALES? Most of you have to go through the dreaded National Service and the subsequent never-ending reservist cycle, right? Accordingly, this is your liability as a Singaporean Male and your duty to the country. Fine, fine. Whatever.

And then what's this I hear about FOREIGNERS being offered scholarship, jobs and FREE citizenship? Why aren't those that have sacrificed their blood, sweat and tears to the nation given such privileges? Oh, we not talented enough? Sure, and that bunch of Chinese nationals at my void deck are given scholarship because they are damn talented at talking loudly in the middle of the night and spitting their phlegm across into the next housing block. They sing Jay Chou songs perfectly out-of-key. They're as talented as the rotting crap inside the rubbish chute!

My question is... HOW ABOUT US SINGAPOREANS?

We are suppose to protect our nation against invaders and yet, the governing bodies are welcoming these "invaders" with incentives and open arms. TWO YEARS OF MILITARY TRAINING for what? The deaths of young men during service for what? SIX in TEN new jobs going to foreigners? And they tell us that Singaporeans will lose jobs without foreign workers? Hello? We retarded is it?

Don't blame me for not being patriotic even though I served under an "elite" division of the armed forces. Big fucking deal, if you ask me. This is not a country. It's a bloody capitalistic business centre that cares very little for it's own people!

I think this video sums it all.

Laughter time!!!

girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty,
he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.


What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone :-)


A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

Man WHO??

At 90 minutes, the scoreboards says this. .
Finally A long overdue win that The Reds deserves. . .
An excellent show by the midfield generals, both Mascherano and Alonso were the key man in the game. . .
Finally, maybe the 19 years of wait is over. . .
I hope so. . .
So overjoyed with it. . .




Tonight gonna enjoy my mooncake cruise with my love. . .
Something to look forward. . .

take a break, have a laugh

Miscommunication:
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to........

chuck

Fuck UP!!! that sums up everything. . . .
Except for the fact that i had dinner with the Love,
everything else went wrong from the start.
First up before 0800 hours. . . I left behind my Jurong Island pass inside my transport. . .
i have to troubled the guard house so that they check the bus to retrieve it. . .
at 0830, my colleague had a tiff with the Fire Security Manager and then I who was being innocent but by just standing there, i got my work pass confiscated and got the boot. . .
now i'm stuck in main office again at Tuas!!! FUCK!!!!
To make matter worse that bloody moron made a meeting about the morning incident and
canceled it half way because he is not happy as my management is not around. . .

Can someone ask that chucking unreasonable bloody MORON to go CHUCK spider!!!!

To make matter worse my hp batt died on me when i just met my Love. . .
Before sending her off at the bus stop. . . the day just got worse. . .
i CHUCKING lost my wallet. . .
luckilly someone found it in some lift nearby the vicinity and gave me a call to retrieve it. . .
THANK GOODNESS all my cards are intact. . .
but my cash is freaking STOLEN!!!!
CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm gonna turn in and pray tomorrow will be a better day. . . .
if you guys love me, please pray for it too k?

sigh. . .

its lunch time. . .
i've not been really blogging lately. . .
work has robbed my leisure time.
other than that, i'm pretty much occupied with...i-don't-know-what...
to the regular visitors on this site. . .
i'm still doing fine. . . not to worry. . .
i will re-continue blogging soon. . .

cheers. . .

its friday. . .

Luis Aragonés men secured a spot in the Euro 08 final in style as Spain thrash Russia for the second time in 16 days. . . That made my day when i woke up at six just now. . .
Finally after years of being underachievers, i got a feeling this is gonna be the year.
44 years since their last major competition win, and only the efficient Germans stand in their way now.
3 days away from the final, and i bet its gonna be nail biting from the first second to the last.

ANYWAY. . . . =)

The flowers finally were delivered at lunch time just now. . .
I hope she likes it. . .
And the card is kinda cute too. . .
hmmm. . .
a start to a great weekend i guess. . .

CHUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Firstly Chuck you for looking down at me. . .
i don't give a fuck if you are blood related or what so ever. . . so what if you are my auntie. . .
you think your son so good ar?? got higher nitec. . . want to show off ar?? knn. . .
so what higher nitec. . . if his basic is only $1.6. . . that is pure crap. . . peanuts pay. . .
is just only that i am humble enough not to boast about my pay. . .
to that kaypo makcik out there. . . you can say anything what you want. . .
BUT I WILL GET THE FINAL LAUGH! ! ! !
edeot. . .

i need to calm down myself. . .
so i just have to look forward for my Singapore Flyer trip. . .
the long wait till friday. . .

viva la Espana! ! !

Spain knocked Italy out of the Euro 2008 tournament in a quarter final penalty shoot-out that saw a reversal of both team's past form on penalties. The jubilation of Cesc Frabegas who as cool as ice slotted it the winning penalty. . . 88 years on and finally breaking the jinx. . . hopefully its gonna be Spain year and with this crop of players they are gonna shed the tag of under achievers. . . Adios Italia. . .

The Final slot for the semis

haha. . . to my dearest colleague who has been listening to me on his bet. . .
why didn't you listen on this one. . . i told you Holland will fall to the Russians. . .
In Group C stages they played with defensive styles, thats why they shine. . .
And now against another offensive team who is tactically discipline, they just had no chance. . .
3 - 1, after the final whistle. . . this is no fluke. . .
tonight i'll be rooting for my supported team Spain, but being International chokers on the big stage, i'm losing confidence in them. And the fact that Italy has never lost to Spain for 84 years in all competitive matches. . . what are the chances today. . . it'll be flair against experience. . .
i hope Spain wins it but if you're a punter, i suggest you sit out today's game. .

And if Spain is to win, then he will be the likely hero. . .

bored on a saturday

took this test online and this is my result. . .
give it a try. . .

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 90% The Flash 80% Robin 70% Hulk 70% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 60% Supergirl 55% Superman 50% Spider-Man 45% Wonder Woman 40% Batman 20%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

lesson learnt

The Japanese have a great liking for fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So, to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever.

The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring back the fish. The longer it took them to bring back the fish, the stale they grew.

The fish were not fresh and the Japanese did not like the taste. To solve this problem, fishing companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer.

However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little hashing around, the fish stopped moving. They were tired and dull, but alive. Unfortunately, the Japanese could still taste the difference. Because the fish did not move for days, they lost their fresh-fish taste. The Japanese preferred the lively taste of fresh fish, not sluggish fish. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, it has got over that crisis and has emerged as one of the most important trades in that country! How did Japanese fishing companies solve this problem? How do they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan ?


To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks. But now they add a small shark to each tank. The shark eats a few fish, but most of the fish arrive in a very lively state. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. And they survive and arrive in a healthy state!They command a higher price and are most sought-after. The challenge they face keeps them fresh!


Humans are no different. L. Ron Hubbard observed in the early 1950's: "Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging environment. " George Bernard Shaw said: " Satisfaction is death!"

If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. You are excited to try new solutions. You have fun. You are alive! Instead of avoiding challenges, jump into them. Do not postpone a task, simply because its challenging. Catch these challenges by their horns and vanquish them. Enjoy the game. If your challenges are too large or too numerous, do not give up. Giving up makes you tired. Instead, reorganize. Find more determination, more knowledge, more help. Don't create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference.

thank god. . .

Another eventful day at work. Today its Friday so as usual we will have a mass safety patrol after lunch.
As usual I was expecting the same crap, spot the hazards, do rectification, more complains then end up with a long meeting that will last till four in the afternoon.
it started out lame as only 5 of the safety professional attended it. usually its around 10, most are on leave today or busy at other worksite.
halfway through the patrol, one working supervisor was seen rushing to us crying for help.
his gas meter was beeping and shows reading of H2S.
It was just a neighbouring unit and we rush to the scene, and by then i can already smell the foul odour. To my surprise the workers don't seem to care at all. Maybe its the complacency mindset, that comes with experience working for too long in this industry or simply plain STUPIDITY! !
As we went further in the reading shows 12 for H2S and 10 for CO. and the limit for H2S is to be below 10 and these people were completley ignorant and just carried on doing with their work. As safety personnels, it is our duty to ensure their safety. we called all out to evacuate and except for one dumb foreign worker, he looked at me blankly and said he want to finish tightening teh bolt of the pipe. WTF?? plain stupidity or just that ignorant. unfortunately, one worker working on the second platform passed out and as safety personnel we have to come in and rescue him out. i went in a group and we manage to pull him out. luckilly he came to after 10 mins. it was a near miss. thank god. after everything is over, i sat through the meeting thinking that it could be me next. working in a dangerous environment like this, i can never know how thw future is like. will i still see tommorow. . . i can only ponder.

download day

lets create a new world record. . .
what ya waiting for,
pledge now aite??

back to r&b

i've been listening to t pain recently,
maybe redirecting my attention to hip hop/ r&b again. . .
getting bored of marie digby and duffy. . .
now i'm stuck with a couple of songs in me. . .
his voice is so so unique. . .
and these songs are so addictive. . .
so are the videos... . .

for the weekends

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

oh oh. . .

Recently, there has been lots of reports and attention regarding TESTICULAR CANCER. In some western countries, it is getting quite serious as the number of deaths from this disease is on the rise. Those who survive, however, suffers from IMPOTENCY. According to some studies from a university in Bulgaria, IMPOTENCY is also caused by 'over-exertion' of the genitals and testicles. In simple English, if the male organ gets a 'hard-on' every moment, without releasing its contents, that is called 'over-exertion'. There are lots of videos and reports regarding this study. If you're really concern about your balls, better start Googling. (its not a joke.....)

After reading the various reports found on the net, and watching the videos..... I've decided to stop watching Marie Digby's videos. Its getting quite tiring and unsafe watching her sing in YouTube. The way she sings, voice, face expressions...... can really cause IMPOTENCY and TESTICULAR CANCER, especially if not treated properly.

ARGHZ!!!!!!!!!

Total points : 12
Immediate Failure : 01

FUCK. . . i was robbed. . .
Failure to obey mandatory sign???!!!
WTF!!! That was daylight robbery!!
Now i have to wait for 16072008. . .
Maybe it's the quota thingy. . .
How could Lokman who holds both class 2B and 2A failed as well. . .
Darned. . .

bored

I found this pic online and i just couldn't stop laughing.

Beside this I also found another talent online.
I'm still a big fan of Marie Digby though. .
But this chic by the name duffy has some quality. . .
Reminds me of Amy Winehouse. *weird

Pedra Branca

Oh joy... after a long period of dispute, accusations and a basic waste of political muscles; as of 23 May 2008,
the International Court of Justice ruled that Pedra Branca is under the sovereignity of SingaBore.
We now finally have rightful ownership of a lighthouse stuck on bunch of stupid rocks and Malaysia lost about 12 square km of territory. Obviously it means more than that in maritime trade but like I really fucking care.
Read more about it here

Perhaps to celebrate the legal victory, we can throw a party there and ask some DJs to play some "alternative rave music". :p

clean jokes for the twisted

with love

WELCOME BACK MY BABY
from KL. . .
hopefully you feel better escaping from this urban life. . .
glad that you go and came back safely. . .
can't wait to meet you!!!

1 week i was away on course and look at the sight of my new office. . .
cool. . .
hmmm. . .
maybe it lacks a pantry cum mini-bar.. .
wishful thoughts. . .

pangea day. . .

Read about it here

boring saturday

Its Saturday and all i did was to stay at home and do video watching. . . Watch one of my fav movies and now i'm having a problem with ones of the scenes stuck in my head! ! ! Darn! Nvm, i manage to find a clip at youtube and i'm sharing it with ya peepz. look at the cool steps. . . maybe i shud start learning it as well. . .

awesome version. . .

The original version of the song get on my nerves but this
is totally different. . .
AWESOME!!!

darn. . .

My insomnia is worse than yours.
Damn rite, it's worse than yours.
I can teach you but I'd have to charge...