something for the weekends

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?


A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear atnight.





Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?


A: Because they are tired of using their own.





Q: What's common between men and video?


A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward...forward. ...backward.....forward. .. stop and eject.





Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?


A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if itdoesn't come means you are in big trouble.





Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?


A: A teabag.





Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?


A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.





Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?


A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the babylooks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.





Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as Ihave advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.





Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito entersthe girl's skirt.


Guess where it would have bitten?


Answer: The boy's hand.

know your job. . .

Here's something that I want to share with you people. Hoping for a better future.......

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129. The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm 129. The priest apologized, Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory".

Moral of the story: Know your job, if you are not well informed in your field, you might miss a great opportunity.

friends won't let you fall. . .

When you put down your foot and decide to stop having a bad day,

you'll find, to your surprise, that it actually works!

Most of the things we let ourselves get upset over seem unimportant a week later, and a couple months later, we can't even remember them.

SO

Be Happy Even On A Bad Day,

You only have bad days if you think you're having one! ! !

guys rules. . .

i received a funny mail so i'm sharing it. . .

it was forwarded by many others before it came to my inbox,

so here it goes.. . .

Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"> > ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are
Don't ask us

1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is too tiring to keep asking.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, golf or fishing.


- thanks to Nurul who shared tis with me. . . Kudos. . .
- i know niz gonna be furious to see this. . . haha!!

what are you? ?

i've seriously have no idea what type of people you are. . .

and i hope we can find a proper label for your species. . .

i'm sic working with peepz like this. . .

i need better surroundings. . ..

in the meantime,

found something to finally cheer me up,

must be the song. . .

new aspirations. . .

... because yesterday I was on leave!

Ha ha ha ha!!!

tonight, picking her up from school. . .

=)

deprived of my sleep. .

I'm so fucking dead tired because of the recent unfortunate event.

I really really really have no chucking mood for anything at all.

All I want now is to sleep for a few days and to stop explaining to every jackass

why I look so rundown lately or what happened

do you chuck? ?

*to enlightened those peepz who is confused about my commonly used word. . .

You know how sheer boredom can sometimes result in an occasionaly brilliant spark?

Well, a couple of working mates and me have decided that since the "FUCK" word is construed as a frowned-upon rude word,

we've decided to replace it with a more subtle sound-alike word...

that being "CHUCK"

The usage is still very much in the same context.

For example, instead of saying "FUCK YOU", we'd say "CHUCK YOU".

Or used in a constructive sentence as such, "this idea is so CHUCK up, it's so CHUCKING pointless!".

And common lines like "please don't chuck your belongings all over" would take a whole new perspective.

What we hope to achieve? To totally eradicate the word "FUCK" and hopefully, in years to come, one would say, "you're so CHUCKING sexy, lets CHUCK tonight!" or "I want to CHUCK my penis into you!"

Doesn't it all sound so much more less crude?
CHUCK yeah!
Dialect speaking friends are not forgotten as well.
You can use the word as such... "CHUCK chee bye" or "CHUCK ning nah beh". The usage is limitless, depending on your creativity.
Join us in our CHUCKING campaign and start spreading the gospel.

Say no to FUCK and yes to CHUCK! Have a chucking good day!

breaking down

I feel goddamn down and I don't expect anyone to understand or offer any compassion / sympathy. Spare me any advice too unless you truly walk in my shoes and go through the many frustrations that I'm experiencing. No comparisons to the blind busker at the Orchard MRT underpass either. Our degrees of suffering is not on the same parallel path. Don't wish to explain or elaborate further. You have a good week ahead. I know mine is going to a long crappy one. I'm really really really in a fucking lousy mood. Please stay clear. Not in the right frame of mind for ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!




Somethings are easier SAID than DONE!

wad the chuck

I've never really made it known but...

I REALLY HATE IT when...

My actions or words are misinterpreted or misunderstood and I'm not even allow to explain myself. Sure, I can shut the fuck up... but what's the point. Really? When I don't even have the right to elaborate what my intentions really meant?

So much for TWO-WAY COMMUNICATION!

Even in a court of law, the defendant is allow to present his/her case without being struck down first.

Seriously fucked-up!

on another note, i noticed this yesterday. . .

you gotta agree to it. .

but i got this. . .

great song, great dance move. . . still video watching since yesterday. . .

you're ugly. . .!!!

someday, we all will come to a point of time where this question arises. . .
somewhere in our heart, we ask. . . What about me? ? ?
i dunno what is wrong with me and this life. . . .
i know my past, there's no need for anyone to remind me what i've done
i know where i went wrong and i'm learning my mistakes
AND i myself know, that i'm changing for the better but yet
some peepz out there still find it hard to accept. . .
why? ? ? let me look at the possibilities. .
ONE. maybe its because of my joker character and "bo chap" attitude

OR

TWO. i've been a sinner/wrongdoer for so long that peepz gets this impression i'm at an un-change-able state.

so i guess the saying "first impression lasts" comes to play here. . .

to my families, friends and loved ones* out there, i would like to thank you if you have place faith in me. . . i appreciate it and guess this is the point of time where I WILL NEED YOUR SUPPORT and TRUST MOST and i'll sure need you to DEFEND me from criticsm and i PROMISE i will not dissapoint you guys. . .
*there's no need to mention your names, you guys know who you are and you're the BEST!

to the people who're still in doubt, you're welcome to be an onlooker to see the changes but SHAME ON YOU for not choosing sides. either ur a coward or u r plain dumb.

to the peepz who still sticked to their faith and impression that i'm still the bad boy. , .
you can CHUCK off. . . i don't need you peepz. . . i dont need and i dont wanna hear about your opinions, thoughts or criticsm. . . and i'm MAKING IT CLEAR THAT I'M NO LONGER THAT BOY! !



feeling so unstable today,
i could be on cloud 9 for awhile and the next thing
i could be in basement 7 of hell. . .
feeling so emo shiity. . .
anyone for a hug? ? ?

you're ugly! ! !

Much as most of you Singaporeans hate to admit it, you're as bad as Hongkongers! Seriously... the purpose of the yellow lines is for incoming passengers to stand outside so that the alighting passengers have a route out of the freaking train! If you don't make space for people to exit, how the hell is there going to be any vacancy inside the train? Is that so hard to comprehend? Idiots!!!Much as the train transport system is downright convenient, it never feels to be an unpleasant experience. No thanks to you SINGAPOREANS! And don't get me started with people who run from one platform to another just to be first in queue. What? Is there a prize to be won or something?




And seriously, what's the bloody deal with the above? I know we all strive to STAND out as a nation but having such ugly traits is not the way. Using tissue packs to reserve your seat is downright ridiculous! Why? What proof do you have that the tissue pack belongs to you? Please leave your ID card instead. At least there won't be any grounds of dispute.

Don't laugh... I'm sure some of you are guilty of it!

wtf? ? ?

Was talking to an officer today about what he saw in Johore Bahru, then saw the report on newpaper and tv.........

Yesterday, a jewelry shop in JB was terrorised by 3 locals armed with parangs and a hammer. They went into the shop and started breaking all the showcase and tried to loot the items on display. Unfortunately, some people in the shop had tried helping to stop the robbers. During the scuffles and chaos, One of the robbers fell and was beaten by the locals who were there. The other 2 got away......

The funny thing was...... during the scuffle, one of the robbers had shouted and begged to stop..... and asked for the people who was beating him that he needs his inhaler as he was suffering from asthma attack. They actually stop, got him the inhaler which was in a bag, gave it to him, let him use the inhaler and continued beating him when he was done!!! They continued until the police came.

What the f*ck was that all about....?! Is that cruelty or mindful.......?? You decide. But it sure cracked me up.......

Its like..... they'll steal from Singaporeans, then give some spare change to get back across the Causeway. However, that is neither cruel or mindful.... its just plain insulting. ; /

Shit!! Its monday again!

don't call me 'BRO" !

Please be warned not to call me "BRO" unless the either of the following is met...

1. You're really related to me by blood.

2. You have the same surname as me.

3. We're sworn by oath.

4. You were servicing with me in the same elite armed forces unit.

5. I call you by that too.

6. We actually know each other for over 5 years.

If the above is not applicable, you may however use others like "sire" or "sir". This is applicable to all those pesky little suck-ups that I'll have the unfortunate luck of listening to again very soon. Call me "bro" again and I'll give you my middle finger!

It's not personal. But you really suck. Some of my senior peers have actually had the shocking displeasure of hearing you... and the comments given has been far more crude than what I've been saying thus far.

Reality check...

SO CHUCK YOU, UNDERSTAND? CHUCKING CHUCK HEADS!

by the way chuck you for pulling off a stunt like that!!!

give me some lovin. . .

Everybody's gonna love today,Gonna love today, gonna love todayI said,
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

sorry to hear that. . .

my deepest condolences goes to my best friend, Fazli and family...

losing a loved one is hard. . . .

i'll be here if ya need me dude. . .

like finally. . .

everything has went well since last friday till today. . .
had the best time of my life. . .
was inseparatable from my boo. . .
went shopping together,
countless meals. . .
watch soccer together and more. . .
i finally got my phone. . .
classic look. . .
thanks alot dear for everything. . .
can't wait for next weekend. . .

Who's the boss? ? ?

Who's The Boss?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge!!!

its too late

this song is stuck in my head today. . .

just loves the lyrics. . .

another rant. . .

What is stature, if you're a LIAR?

What is beauty, if you're a LIAR?What is wealth, if you're a LIAR?

What is knowledge, if you use it to LIE?

i'm the liar fine. . . i'm the one breaking the trust. . . fine. . .

no need for apologies..... obviously it wasn't anyone fault, always mine.

kudos. . .

was browsing aimlessly, till i came across this clip. . .
a band called the morning after. . .
and suprise - SUPRISE, it was my PC on the bass. . .
Audie and mates were performing. . .
and for a first timers, BOY they were doing fine. . .
KUDOS!!!
and yeapz i agreed that the band mates should be rawking the stage more. . .

see ya performing live 1 day aite. . .

till then, CONGRATS. . .

ranting again. .

I really don't need anybody to tell me that I'm slacking or a slacker......

have never been one and the whole world knows about it........ there's nothing to hide.

I'M NOT A SLACKER, AND NEVER WILL BE......

Try looking with eyes open and not the mouth....... or legs.....

Maybe I just can't move or fidget anymore.... any movement maybe the reason of all wrongdoings......

-on a lighter note, spurs loss 1-3 to the toffees. . . as i've predicted, last season achievement was based on luck. .

and ali, ur spurs sucks. . .

hehe. . .

you never walk alone. . .

liverpool started the season campaign with a well deserved 2-1 victory over Aston Villa. . .
an own goal in the first half was cancelled out by a Gareth Barry penalty but Stevie G put the lead back again when he scored a superbly taken free kick. . .
new boy Torres seems to be adapting well with Kuyt as shown above. . .
hopefully this will be the year for the reds to be kings of England. . .

juz for laugh

bad day. . .

everything is so not going well recently. . .
firstly i'm broke again. . . wads new? ? haha. . .
my phone is so spoilt now. . .
it goes crazee wif the reception. . .
and my new phone is taking a big delay. . .
and today while doing my COS duty, my spec broke into two. . .
hopefully it'll get better as the day progress. . .

Self-explanatory!

sigh* another saturday. . .

another NDP training. . .

arghz. . . i need a life!!!!!!!!!

bored phucked. . .

Self-explanatory as above. Posting this out of being bored-out-of-my-skull and the lack of everything else decent. My battery cells ran flat eons ago. No inspiration. Lost the foresight. Very lethagic. Not in a fantastically-good mood either. Just being diplomatic. One of those goddamn days again, I guess. What to do? Life. It always gets to you every now and then. Maybe I need a better reason to wake up each day? Just maybe. Or maybe something else? Personally, I don't know... can't wait for the day / week / month to end. . .

the bugging injury. . .

my tendon... my beloved tendon is getting weaker by the day. . .

shouldn't have played soccer that friday. . . i was tackled and it hurt badly the very next day that i was taken out of NDP as i was limping most of the times. . .

maybe the doctor's advice 4 years back was true. . .

if this prolongs, it might tear up one day and i'll end up with a snap ankle. . .

maybe i should go for a recontruct op on it. . .

then i can get a long MC. . .

haha. . .

wishful thought. . .

a tribute. . .

a special tribute to 1SG (NS) Zul[pictured in civillian attire]. . .

even though we only got to work together for around 3 months, i must admit that you are a good commanderwho builds a great rapport with the men. . . you have earned our highest respect, and it is a great loss to the batallion and the SAF. . . 10years of pure dedicated service. . . And i still remember the part where i got screwed for asking ya your uniform size. . i did not knew that it was a sensitive issue. . . haha. . . the QM branch seems empty without ya now. . . i hope our friendship didn't stop there. . . keep in touch yeapz. . .

we'll miss you. . .

today. . .

ITS FREAKIN' MONDAY!! THE MAILS DOESN'T WORK.......

MORE PAPERWORKS......

78 emails in 3 days??!! all un-read, un-replied, un-interested!! my eyes are blurry.....!! medicines!! Stupid people asking stupid question..... (hey, where you been?? been long since i see ya. . .!! ) don't try act nice..... WTF u want.......???

i'm Feelin' CRANKY, GROGGY, MOODY, MOUTH IS FILTHY......., HEAD IS ACHY, ASS IS SHITTY....

love @ first sight

my freakin phone is spoil. . .

the reception has been bad. . .

speaker been on and off. . .

can some kind soul can get this for me. . .

please....

personal comment. . .

welcome back the ol me. . .

to all. . .

have been getting calls and sms-es from dear friends and fans of this blog..... here's the reply to all your questions.....

1. I'm fine and well, thanks.
2. Not sick or away. still in singapore.
3. Have been very busy lately with camp and NDP commitments. . .
4. Haven't got time to update the blog. Sorry guys.

great to know that you peepz are reading my blog. . .
it's a pleasure. . . cheers. . .

Woke up with nothing much left of the day and back to work again tomorrow. Fuck! It's my COS duty again and i'm on MC today by right. . . . Not much of a personal life left. With each week repeating in the same scenario, I hardly have any time left for "others". Feeling utterly uninspired and down. Nothing to look forward to. Becoming very cranky. No more patience for idiocy or stupidity. Everything (even music) sounds the bloody same to me. Lost track of what's what. Officially entered the "what-fucking-ever" zone. Tired as phuck. . .

On a brighter side, weekend was fun catching up with the old bunch. . .
special shoutouts to peepz like shafiq arau, lan liwon, iz atek, zuhri, wok, helmi and lots more who came to do some catching up while celebrating Hani's wedding. . . love you guys. . .
and all the best to you Hani. . .

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO........ unfortunately, monkey got no bloody idea what to see and what to do!!..... next better thing..... call on Lil' Cupid and ...... ARROW!! (minus the LOVE bug.....) this cancerous disease is spreading like wild-fire..... especially to those who are desperate to prove a point within their circle of ignoranus-self......nevertheless, some monkeys become very successful and rule the world...... not because of their brilliant mind, but voices of threats and promises of a brighter future........ (the 'brighter future' never happen, unless you willing to give a good blow-job to the monkey...)

this post is a result of weekend COS duties. . . . . (Goodness!!)

slow and steady. . .

I've always wondered why on days you wished that time would stand still, it doesn't; and then there are days when time just crawls like a tortoise attached to a 3-tonne ball & chain. It's downright torturous when time creeps at such an ultra slow pace. Maybe it's time I reconsider that iPod Video, also known as "time-killer" in situations of superb BOREDOM. Why didn't I buy it before the GST increase? Because I'm SIMPLY not a typical Singaporean like the rest of the sordid country.

I HATE FRIDAY COS DUTIES. . . DARN!!!

time to lay back

Everyone has been talking about the 'Smoking ban' in entertainment outlets.... some saw the positive side of it, while the rest are pretty unhappy and keeps bitching about it...... There are some whom like me, can't be bothered and, have nothing to say. Too much talking from Singaporeans but there hasn't been anyone who actually stand up and voice suggestions. Give it a couple of months, everyone will settle down and be happy about it.... just like the rest of the other times..... CRAP!!



Thats it!!... Everything is in place.... all done as how its wanted. My turn to go and take some time off before i embark on something new and fresh... hopefully.

darn. . .

Oh... okay then... here goes :

1. I wish it was Sunday (coz I lost the mood for everything else).

2. I really wish it was Sunday (no kidding. no drive left!).

3. I wiss that its PAYDAY! ! !

Sunday's just a couple of days away so I can still endure a few more days of putting up a false front. It's a bit worrying when I only look forward to my rest day every week. Don't really know how I arrived at this state of losing interest in the many things that I used to be be passionate about. Why? ? ? i dun knoe. . .

So for now. . .

tongue in cheek. . .

10 THINGS YOU WOULD SAY ON A SATURDAY NIGHT (insider's only)

1. Blader... lets go Jook! (bruther, let's go Zouk)


2. Tonight got Twance lee jay flom flance.....(tonight got Trance DJ from France)

3. I see his picture in the flame in le toilet.(i see his picture in the frame in the toilet)

4. Go oler dlink.....(go order drink)

5. The girl so juud ar.....! but le flen like kuniang ar!!

6. Sien ar... go lar-ber oh....(go dbl O)

7. Got Letlo music tonight.(got retro music)

8. Bartender!! whiskey gleen tea 1 jug!!

9. Lee-jay ar.... can play Blader louie??

10. A-le em-bee wat time...??(aRe-N-B wat time?)
You people go figure out wat was that..... this shit did happen... somehow, somewhere.... not naming anybody.... and i'm NOT being a racist. . .

and it's monday. . . darn. . . i'm looking for this shirt. .

my fav emo tune on sundays. . .
Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder.

I wake up with blood-shot eyes
Struggled to memorize
The way it felt between your thighs
Pleasure that made you cry
Feel so good to be bad
Not worth the aftermath, after that
After that
Try to get you back

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to try
(Yeah)
So this is goodbye

God damn my spinning head
Decisions that made my bed
Now I must lay in it
And deal with things I left unsaid
I want to dive into you
Forget what you're going through
I get behind, make your move
Forget about the truth

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference,
It even makes a difference to try
And you tell me how you feelin
But I don't believe it's true anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
(Oh no)
So this is goodbye

I've been here before
One day I wake up
And it won't hurt anymore
You caught me in a lie
I have no alibi
The words you said don't have a meaning
Cause

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you
and I...And so this is goodbye

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference,
It even makes a difference to try
And you tell me how you feelin
But I don't believe it's true anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
(Oh no)
So this is goodbye
So this is goodbye, yeah [x3]
(Oh no)

shoutouts. . .

shoutouts to the peepz in my life. . .

niz-a > sorry bout this morning, and yes i do get emotional at times. . .

b-jr > happy 21st b'day and welcome to CLUB 21. . . wishing you best always. . .

eriks > happy 21st b'day and welcome to CLUB 21. . . you are old now so remember. . .

farkhan Alpha > Happy 22nd b'day, it was nice knowing you. . .

audie > it was an honour to know you read my blog and wishing you the best for ATEC. . .

razzy > i respect your decision. . . we are old now and we should bow out of the game. . .

khair > got your posting and welcome to the Guards family, earn the beret and be proud of it. . .

qayum > got your posting and welcome to the Guards family, earn the beret and be proud of it. .
1 GDS > Seahawk was a job well done, next up ATEC. . . LEADS THE WAY. . .

wei jian > congrats on ex seahawk, your PC is proud of ya, keep up the work. .
.
sortz > Happy 21st b'dae. . . takmo fanatik sangat. . .

arman > happy 22nd b'dae, congrats on your engangement. . .

QM > well done on the BSA for ex SeaHawk, kudos. . .

lokman > July 13th enlistment date, bez of luck. . . and yes Army training is tough. . .

yazid Alpha > recover well, see ya back in camp. . .

sahfahri > 2 more mths before commissioning, endure your OCT life. . . 2lt soon aite. . .

james > happy advance 23rd b'dae. . .


and to all those who i have left out i'm sorry. . .


quote of the day > "now its time for us to appreaciate wats infront of us more den anything else" -razzy. . .

the mockery continues. . .

Don't you just love the way these brokeback dudes pose for the camera shoot? Uber-cool, isn't it? So cool that they forgot the in-the-field protocol... no JOCKEY CAPS!!! Where the hell are your combat helmets? Excuse, is it? Later, debris (i.e. durian) drop on your head then you know!

Unseen by the untrained eye, the bloke behind is holding a lighted cigarette in his right hand... strategically hidden away from the camera. A much valued skill that one develops through the years of being in the army... how to "stealth smoke" and not be caught.

Pardon me for the continued dig at the military but it really deserves to be seen in a lighter shade and be exposed for what it really is... a comical farce and an utter waste of time!

haiz. . .

i'm am dead beat tired. . .

won't be blogging for the next few days. . .

i'll be somewhere in LIm Chu Kang on exercise Seahawk. . .

sigh. . .

too tired with the preps and stuffs. . .

sigh. . .

gonna miss my beloved. . .

and friends. . . .

till friday. . .

toodles. . .

personal MOCK. . .

Please note that in an actual situation, the officer right in the front (with the cramped-up psuedo bravado look) leading the men, would be shot dead in a second from behind due to the arc of crossfire from the other men as well as those that failed their marksmanship. Don't ask why some of the idiots are aiming their rifles to the floor either. Maybe they're engaging midget enemies. Also, just because you're a fucking commando doesn't mean you should don your freaking OUTSTANDING ceremonial beret. It's not meant for the field, dumbass!!! You stick out like a cat in a dog pound! In simpler ARMY terms, the enemy can spot you with one eye closed from 3 thousand miles away. Oh, look closely, what's that behind the men at the back? Do I see boats? Like duh... in the middle of the fucking road? Makes you wonder if they were trying to set sail on concrete prior to this photo shot. Lastly, noticed the last dude with the red beret right at the back... who's clutching his balls? Lesson, never wear boxers during army training. You'll end up with droopy balls and inappropriate penis alignment. Makes you question why the commandos are called the ELITE, doesn't it? SO What if you're the winners for BUC. . .

seventeen JUNE. . .

17th Of June. . . Happy Father's Day to all the wonderful dad around the world. . .
If only i can tell my dad how great he is. . . Maybe its because that i'm old that i am shy to just blurt that out to him face to face. . . That's why i use technology instead. . SMSed him in the morning. . . Me and Mom shared the costs for his present. A Wallet and a belt. . . Hopefully he likes it. . .

Another lonely Sunday. . . sigh. . .

weekend concluded. . .`

After a super-long-stressful week, I was left with nothing in my cells to even think of doing anything. Fatigue has took over and its ruining everything. I mean EVERYTHING!!

thurs - work inc underslung training followed by dbl-o'


friday- spending the day with my beloved followed by zouk till six in da morning. .
saturday- rested the whole day at home, that i felt so tired and lazy that i even forget to update my boo. . . sorry baby. . Not only that i even can't wake up to chill with Ang and eriks. . Sorry dude. . . i 'm sleeping back waiting for sunday afternoon before heading back to camp later. . sigh. . .

zouk

Went Zouk for the We love House party, kinda enjoyed myself listening to the heavy house by DJ b. Crowd was happening as usual. And ironically, i wasn't in my drinking mood when i was in. I notice that more and more peepz out there are now into melbourne shuffle. .
it wasn't that popular a few months back and its popularity in gaining among locals here. . .
After Zouk, i went for supper cum breakfast at Spize@ River Valley. . . and the Prata sux big TYME!!! it has a margarine taste which was kinda awful. . . I reached home at 0600 hrs and supposedly to be in camp at 1000 hrs but i overslept it. . . darn. . . i feel so tired. . .
2 days of partying and the lack of sleep is killing me. . . so i decided to stay home on this very Saturday. . .